2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

(via astound)


Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

(via suspend)


Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot

(via im-not-broken--just-bent)



I don’t understand how all Muslims are called terrorists because of what one group of 19 extremist men did 13 years ago.

But white people aren’t called terrorists when they invaded their countries, killed millions of civilians, when they shoot up schools, shoot up movie theaters, and kill random POC. Isn’t that something.

Generalizing group X is wrong, we should generalize group Y.
I hope someone hits you with a bat.

(via mintsmintsmints)

"I need a nap and an orgasm."

An Ancient Proverb, probably (via jordancorin)

(Source: thegreatmadman, via ghdos)


White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!

White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…

(via sexdrugsbeyonce)

Tumblring on my phone

  • Mom: who are you texting?
  • Me: nobody
  • Mom: what are you doing then?
  • Me: nothing

" Your name still breaks my heart."


dont hit men!!!!

dont him women!!!

dont hit people!!!!

unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword

(via suspend)