if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

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may the wings of your eyeliner always be even.

(Source: carnivour, via africandad)

  • Alex: fuck you piper
  • Piper: fuck you alex
  • me: it's true love


What satire is: Pointing out the ridiculous nature of oppressive systems by using humour.

What people think it is: License to be racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic etc. as long as you insist you are joking.

What Seth McFarlane thinks satire is: Being racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic etc. in a funny voice.

(Source: kakaphoe, via gardenslumberparty)



i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

sometimes i look at this post & cry