heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

(via metalhearted)

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

(via astound)

we actually got into a fight last night ,
like l was drunk and angry
woah
guess I’m just stuck with a piece of shit

i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

(Source: eleanorjanestyle, via shouldnt)

michaelsexford:

what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that

(Source: teenagevevo, via angrymuslimah)

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(Source: zootedboy, via pretty--gritty)

burrgerking:

when ur teacher asks if u’ve done ur hw

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(via shouldnt)

gothpapiuwu:

me:*fails a quiz*

drake: i’m just sayin you could do better

me:*studies harder graduates valedictorian and cures cancer*

(via mcfairy)

tidepooling:

when you want to look cute but don’t want to be harassed by men #justgirlythings

(via t-h-o-t-h)

aedeagus:

the united states of america is fucking horrific and repulsive and people have every right to shit talk it but leave fat people out of it and stop acting like having fat people makes the usa a bad place, when you could focus on idk literally everything else

(via lalna)

wifipasswords:

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

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(via gardenslumberparty)

itssexualhour:

my boyfriend was struggling to make me cum so he got me to show him, so i’m showing him how to do it and he starts feeling all up and down my arm like squeezing and pressing and im like wtf are u doing and he’s such a huge nerd he’s like im feeling ur muscles to try and work out what ur doing